strangely enough your spelling and grammar is quite good
FOR ONCE haha but i backspaced heaps because i felt like people would be like lol shes faking it like how people fake get drunk and strt tpykn lyk duis and everyones like stap we know you’re not drunk

my dad brought home cough medicine and i was liek fuckin yea and took double the amount and now i am so tired and its so hard to type properly jesus

rohnert-park:

lushious:

Kevin Rudd’s Instagram account is a national fucking treasure

‘They tell me it is something to do with milkshakes’

omfg what a great man

each time i cough, i period

help

wow have you ever gotten period pain in the middle of having body aches from a cold because it fucking sucks and never do it

ryaninwonderland:

sharonosbourne:

byrante:

t1r3dofyourbullsh1t:

there are reasons you don’t do the harlem shake

This is the only good harlem shake video on the internet

iM GONNA PISS

OH MY GOD TVGRHUEJNKDM GEBFHJNE,MWRGEGR

The ideas we get from Tumblr

ellysummers:

nattyylightt:

Sooo..last night my friends dared me to order an ice cream cone through the Burger King drive thru….and ask the man if he believed in unicorns. The man at the window said “What, did someone pay you to say that?”..my reply was..*sticks ice cream cone on head* “Believe” *drives away*

^ everything that is wrong with humanity

Doing that makes you the shitty customer. You are the shitty customer.

Yeaaah as a fast food worker, who works at Hungry Jacks (AU BK), I would just be weirded out, then laugh at you and think about how you’re going to have to drive all the way home covered in quick-melting soft serve and have a shower.

And also, how you wasted a cone. Because I make damn fucking good cones. 50c for 2 swirls of ice cream? More like 7 mother fucker. Have all the ice cream.

You’re pretty much on the losing side of this one, sorry.

“The bad news of current Xbox fans is that current Xbox games will not be able to play on the new unit.”

Actually I am not completely sad since my current Xbox 360 runs 1st gen Xbox games horribly. Like, it glitches, screen goes black etc. so I have never really cared for playing older version games on new consoles. The only reason this is shit is for people who JUST bought brand new games for the 360. But then again, they can still play it on the 360.

Either way, PC gaming is wonderful for a hermit who mainly plays games alone. And.. it’s easier to pirate. Sorry (not sorry).

“The new Kinect motion detector, which will come as a standard feature of the Xbox One, can detect whether a person watching TV is appearing happy or distracted and determine their heart rate.”

Fucking creepy, Microsoft.